Sun Aug 3 01:08:18 2025
(*b387b012*):: Im a fan of the throwing of green dildos on wnba courts.
(*b387b012*):: The WNBA is the best sports league to never actually watch and see the #culture-war on twitter. It is a bigger pop sensation than it is a sport
(*b387b012*):: We are at peak WNBA unless the execs realize the games don’t matter at all
(*b387b012*):: Only 10 left
(*b387b012*):: WNBA Dildo #3 markets are open.
Color
Green -175
Field +135
Which half of court dildo settle on
Visiting -130
Home -110
How dildo handled first
Kick/feet -135
Lift/hands -105
Color if not green
Black/brown +150
White/Caucasian +200
Rainbow +200
Purple +300
Pink +700
Blue +1400
Happens first:
Dildo touches midcourt logo -200
Double-ender thrown +150
(*b387b012*):: So I can buy a ticket to a WNBA game, buy a blue dildo, bring it to the game, throw it on the court, and get paid? Assuming it’s $25 max bet to win $350?
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(*b387b012*):: +public!
