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*** New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis
*** WASHINGTON, D.C. — CDC Director Rochelle Walensky spoke at a press briefing Monday in which she acknowledged an apparent link between those who believe in high-level government shadow conspiracies and not having myocarditis. According to the CDC’s findings, “total nutjobs” appear to be immune to the little-known heart condition, leaving experts puzzled.
*** The Babylon Bee
