Mon Mar 17 00:26:52 2025
(*b387b012*):: Watching “The Rock”
(*b387b012*):: Watching “The Rock”
(*b387b012*):: +public!
(*b387b012*):: “The Rock” is basically Nic Cage screaming about VX gas while Sean Connery smirks his way through Alcatraz like he’s late for tea with the Queen. Ed Harris plays a grumpy general who’s mad at the government (relatable), so he decides to hold San Francisco hostage with chemical weapons — because why not? Cage’s nerdy scientist and Connery’s jailbird super-spy bicker their way through a maze of explosions, one-liners, and Bay’s signature slow-mo chaos.
(*b387b012*):: I watched this over and over on vhs as a kid
(*b387b012*):: Great times